In Chapter one, do you have to be struck by thunder when crossing
? "In the world, only mum is good. A mother's child is a treasure? Two little bees, flying in the flowers! Fly! Fly! Shit, I'm dead... "
I came out of the Internet bar full of sweat and stink, talking about my songs. Looking at the gloomy sky, I couldn't help holding out my middle finger and calling it "fuck".
my name is Qin Hui. I heard my mother said that my father was not around when I was born. When I was talking about naming me, my mother complained that she regretted marrying my father. So Dad angrily took a "regret" for me! Later I felt embarrassed, so I took its homophonic "Hui"!
thinking about the scene of a large number of people in the game today, I couldn't help singing "five star red flag, I" before I sang two sentences, my cell phone rang, and I saw it was the phone of the old kid Adele.
"Hello, what's the matter with you boy? Shit, when will you give me the money you owe me for 2 years?
"fuck, I owe you a few yuan. I'll give it to you today. Will you go to KTV tonight? I called a few mm
"no, I just went to the net, I have to go to sleep after dinner, and I'm afraid that you will damage me."
"cut, you'll pretend to be forced, be careful to make thunder cleaver." ah epileptic just finished and made a loud thunder.
"I depend on it. Not so smart. " I whispered.
"hahaha. You pretend to be a little boy. I don't like you. "
"cut, it's definitely not me. There must be a guy who was hit by thunder next to me."
as soon as the words fell, a flash of lightning hit my mobile phone. My consciousness gradually blurred. Thinking in my heart: "I'm so sorry that I don't have to pretend I don't have anything to do to make Lei Tian answer the old boy's phone. Cough, I really hope to finish saying to Yi," at the last moment of my life, I think of you, I love you, really, I love you! " Well, we need to talk with Tingting, Yanyan, Xiaomin and Xiaoqing.
all of a sudden, I have a sense. Unfortunately, my eyes seem to be heavy, and I can't open them all the time. I just feel like I'm in a very warm bed. There was a cacophony of footsteps in my ear. Only one woman said, "pastor, please.". Strange language, but I can understand it clearly. All of a sudden, I felt the coolness brought by the breeze, and my eyes opened slowly.
I found myself in a room with western color. In front of me were three weird people, two middle-aged people and an old man in a white robe.
I want to ask them where this is and how can I be here? But the words came to my lips. I can't make a sound. I feel dizzy again. How about my son, Reverend
"I should wake up tomorrow. But I don't know what the sequela is. Maybe you forget everything you used to, or you may become a fool, but you don't have to worry too much. Maybe he is lucky and has no sequelae. He is as healthy as before. "
the woman was obviously not as optimistic as the pastor. She frowned and said, "thank you, pastor."
"no, this is my book."
after the man sent the priest out, he returned to the woman and said softly, "hui'er will be OK."
the woman thanked and lay in the man's arms.
not only for a long time, but also the feeling of electric current flowing through the body. Open your eyes and look at this clean, retro room.
gently hammer the head. Didn't I get hit by the thunder? Am I not dead yet? Or is this the underworld? But I just felt like beating my head. And when did China's underworld look like the western style? What the hell is this?
a series of questions made my head grow several circles at once.!
"did a thunder strike me into a foreign country?" I think of myself wisely, "is it a beautiful woman who saves the hero and backs me up to her home? Look at the furnishings of her home. It's antique and should be very rich. Maybe she'll fall in love with me. Ha ha." the more I think about it, the more I want to laugh, so I laugh.
it doesn't matter that I smile, but I scared the woman. I only heard the woman crying and saying: "shock, our son is stupid, sobbing. You see he is giggling alone, sobbing. What can I do without him? "
"honey, don't cry first. Let's see. Besides, our son is not necessarily stupid. Maybe he is laughing and happy?"
"but happy smile is not like this. Look at him. He laughs like that,! So dirty, Wuwu. "
the man also looked worried, but he comforted her with words. When I listen to them, I seem to be talking to me, but do I laugh so dirty? How could I be their son? When I think about it? The woman came over. Gently caress my face, say to me: "Hui Er, how do you feel?" I said with a surprised expression, "how do you know my name is hui'er? Only my mother would call me like this. You and my mother are friends? "
the woman's tears went down like a broken line: "Zhen, you see, hui'er doesn't know me, Wuwu." The man went to the bed and said to me, "hui'er, do you know me? I am your father! "
I shook my head and said, "I don't know. How can you be my father? My father is not as handsome as you, ha ha." The woman began to cry when I said that. The man said, "what does handsome mean? I can't help but say, "fuck, you're still not a modern man. Even the commander in chief hasn't heard of it. Being handsome is good-looking, excellent and temperament, which means Dizzy, I can't make it clear what you've done. "
"Oh, that's what handsome means. What do you mean by fainting?" My God, save me
"me, what is me?"
the man asked a new question, and then the woman said, "just as the child wakes up, don't always ask. Take him to eat. "
as soon as the woman finished, I had a "coo" in my stomach. The man had to tell the servant to prepare the food! The woman feeds me one mouthful at a time, which makes me feel very warm and treat me like my mother when I was a child. Ha ha, I can't help thinking about the eggs made by my mother. After eating, I feel very tired and want to go to sleep. So the man and the woman helped me to tidy up the quilt and went out. As soon as she went out, the tears of the woman couldn't help but leave "look, our children can't even remember you and me. What can we do. Whine. ".
"ruo'er, it's OK. At least it's not a fool. You can see that he talks, although it's like a different person. But at least it proves that he is not stupid, which is also a blessing in misfortune. "
ask the woman of rouer to nod to "en".
after sleeping for a while, I feel very tired when I lie down, so I get up to look for clothes to wear, and take the clothes beside my bed to wear. Suddenly I found that my hand was a circle smaller, I threw away my clothes, ran to the front of the mirror quickly, and found that the people in the mirror and I had not much time difference between 14 and 5 years old, just as small! Same look!
standing in front of the mirror, I suddenly thought of something. I pinched my thigh with my hand. It was painful. God, I'm not dreaming. I came back to my childhood, but where is it? Who are the men and women? Why did you know me when I was a kid?
the more I think about it, the more I feel sad. I yell, "God, I didn't do anything harmful to the nature, so I peeped at my neighbor's sister for a bath. But when she had trouble, I didn't help her solve it. Did you use it to play me like this? I have occasionally helped others sell things. Although sometimes the buyer gives me ten yuan, I will find ninety-nine yuan. But But I really want to help him. "
scolded until his throat was a little dry, and then he stopped. It seems that only by recovering and getting familiar with the environment can we know where we have been and what has happened.
so I casually put my clothes on my body, walked out of the room and saw that all the servants were white skin and blue eyes. I was even more depressed. Did I really come to Europe? But they don't speak English. Although I haven't passed CET-3, can I still hear them? And why they are so awkward? I can understand them and speak them!
"young master" one by one, so I was even more puzzled. Am I really the son of that man. Am I like a novel. TMD, did I cross?
full of questions, making the head more confused.
shake your head hard, and press "pipe it, it will come out.".
so I walked slowly with a leisurely step, and then I found that the servants covered their mouths one by one, trying to laugh but not daring to laugh. I wonder, is there anything funny next to me? Or what's on me? I look left and right. I don't see anything. Touch left and right on your body. It's nothing. Suddenly I heard a wheeze. I found that the woman who fed me was looking up before and after the smiling one.
"hui'er, how can you put your pants on your head and tie your coat to your waist. And why are those pants wearing backwards? Giggle
"well, I can't wear it, so I wear it according to the clothes of non mainstream boys." I have a cold sweat on my forehead. No wonder they are laughing. I look around like a monkey and feel up and down!
"not mainstream?! Let's go. I'll show you how to wear it.
she's dressed up. I asked her where it was. He said it's Yaodu, the capital of the Ayu empire.
"aiyao Empire? Yaodu? " I don't think I'm on earth, but I'm lucky. I hope this is a small country I don't know!
so, can I have a book about history? She said with a smile, "of course. But I remember that you used to hate reading. You fell down and were so eager to learn. "She touched my head. I didn't dislike it when it was strange. I used to hate people touching my head except my mother. What's going on?
read the book she gave me! It's not the same as our Chinese characters, but I can understand them.
after watching a part of it, I yelled at the sky again: "fuck, TMD, God damn it, I actually catch up with the trend of surpassing. You play with me."
"well, well, I'll live well now that I've surpassed it. It's just my parents. I can't be filial to you, and I won't make you angry again. I'll finally get over my debt." I laughed at myself. Well, I don't know what my parents think I will do if I die. My heart is extremely tired. Lying in bed, staring at the ceiling.
PS: a new book "crazy. Wild"