Youzhou, Zhuoxian, Eastern Han Dynasty.
a gust of wind accompanied by yellow sand gradually rolled to Zhuoxian. The people in the streets of the county rushed back to their homes, with doors and windows closed to avoid the coming sand.
the peddlers in the market also quickly put away their own things and look for places to avoid the coming sandstorm.
"Hey, wake up quickly. It's going to be windy on the Tianma horse. Stop the stall quickly!" In the hazy, Lei long felt that someone was pushing and shouting again.
"Hey! Liu Bei, you are really sleeping. How can you sell straw mats like this? " At Liu Bei's side of the stall selling cans peddler saw Lei long did not respond to the murmur.
"Liu Bei? Where is it? " Lei long suddenly woke up.
Liu Bei is a famous person in the Chinese history. He devoted his whole life to the rejuvenation of the Han Dynasty. He has been fighting all his life. He is almost a household legend.
I'm also familiar with Liu Bei. I remember that the instructor used Liu Bei as an example. He was defeated in every battle and defeated in every battle. He let himself learn from his comrades in arms this indomitable fighting spirit.
but at that time, I didn't listen to it very much. Joke, since the army came, I have been winning every battle. All tasks, whether group or individual, have a success rate of 100%. It's also necessary to learn from this defeated man?
Lei long looked back, and suddenly he was dumbfounded.
on the street where people come and go, everyone is dressed in coarse cloth, with a bun like a barbecue bun on his head. There are no high-rise buildings on both sides of the street. There are only low houses. There are all kinds of peddlers at the gate selling their own things in the West and East in the Xi loam.
"didn't I fight with the Japanese pirates on the island? How did you get here? " Lei long looked at everything in front of him, a little confused.
at first, Lei long thought he was shooting TV plays in the cities of the Three Kingdoms! But take a closer look. There are no cameras around. There is no director who calls "Ka" and there is no actress who is often sexually exposed.
Lei long swallowed it hard and rubbed his eyes to see if he was dreaming!
are you fighting on the island? How could I have been hit here by a grenade? This is the most thunderous grenade in history.
"I think you are sleepy?" The pottery peddler beside shook his head, put away his belongings and pushed the car away. Only left in a daze Lei long.
Lei long stared at the peddler walking away, shook his head severely, and slowly the memory in his mind came to mind like a movie.
Lei long reached out and felt all over his body. He also had a barbecue bag on his head. He had a big ear. He could see it from the corner of his eyes. His arms were long enough to reach his knees. His height was almost the same as that of his previous life, and he was only a little bit touched up by one meter and seven meters.
"it's Liu Bei. NIMA, is this arm too long? It's good to catch up with King Kong! " Lei long looks like a bitter gourd face. He is obviously not satisfied that he has become Liu Bei.
"if only I could become Cao Cao, when the tiger body shook, the generals of Shenma, Wenchen and generals rushed to me, but it just turned out to be Liu da'er. If you become Liu Bei, the king of Shu, you can enjoy two days of pure happiness."
Lei long looks at the straw sandals in front of him. They are full of cows.
"my brother is still selling straw sandals!"
"no! no way! Now that we have come to the end of the Han Dynasty, we must do something! How can I sell straw sandals here?
right! We must do something important, but if we want to achieve something important, we must first get the reputation of justice, so as to attract talents, and then we can stand firm, and fight with those adulterous heroes and owl lords to dominate the world in the future! " Lei Long's heart turned sharply, thinking that Liu Bei had been displaced all his life in history. At this moment, Lei long made an important decision in his heart, and was no longer confused!
"Hu ~ ~!" A strong wind woke Lei long, who was still in a daze. The straw mat in front of him was blown up by the strong wind, and several pairs of straw sandals on it were also lifted to one side.
"no! This is all my property! " Lei long hurriedly got up and rowed his only possessions. Then throw a roll on the mat, clip it under your armpit and run to the entrance of a pub for shelter. Although the goal has been set, we can't lose our family. But we have to go step by step!
"god damn it, I know it's windy, so it can't rain!" Just ran to the door of the tavern, a peddler nearby said in hate.
"Hey, Liu CaoShi, is it open today?" Seeing that Lei long also came to avoid the wind, the peddler who just spoke asked.
"I'll go! I thought my brother was also a famous person. Everyone together called me Liu Cao Xie! " Lei long felt as if he had eaten a fly.
"what are you driving! How to do business in such a big sandstorm! Just now a straw mat was blown away by the strong wind! " Lei long tries to integrate himself into the character's return.
"it's right that you said you should do something bad. You have to sell straw sandals! You see, brother, if you sell mung beans and are blown into some sand by the strong wind, it will only be more or less, and you will earn more for nothing! " The peddler first made fun of Lei long, and then pointed to a man with a long beard.
"bah! You're a murderer. Is Guan Yu that greedy for small things? You are the only one who has so many ghosts! "
"that's it! You're a heartless guy! " Leilong also joined in.
"what? Guan Yu Lei long suddenly woke up. Looking at the man with long beard and beautiful beard beside him, he saw that he was Danfeng eye, lying on the silkworm eyebrow, and his face was as big as a jujube. His body was very big, just like the ancient martial saint.
"darling! Second brother! " Lei long excitedly takes Guan Yu's hand.
"Liu Cao Xie, are you hysterical? When did Guan Yu become your second brother?" The peddler next to continued to jeer.
when he heard the peddler's words, Lei longfan woke up. At this time, Liu Bei had nothing to do with Guan Yu.
However, the peddler ridiculed him again and again, and Lei Long's anger came up, "bah! You are a killer. I think Liu Bei, Liu Xuande, is also a member of the Han clan. Although I'm in a bad mood now, I can't guarantee that I can't prosper in the future. Today I see brother Guan as before. Why not call him "the second brother"
"brother Guan, please forgive me for my recklessness. I was only ridiculed again and again when I was killed. Please forgive me for being excited." Lei long quickly released his hand and held Guan Yu, apologizing.
"no problem! This killing is really annoying. " Guan Yu stroked his long beard and said with a smile.
"Hey! Two mallets. " The peddler murmured and left quickly.
"I am dizzy! I think the captain of Chinese special forces dare to say that I am a mallet! I am surrounded by this sage who has been consecrated by thousands of families! " Lei long looked at the back of the peddler and said in his heart.
"the wind has stopped. Guan is going to continue to sell mungbean!" Guan Yu said to Lei Longgong, and then went out with a bag of green beans in one hand.
"ah? be gone? That's not good! " As soon as Lei long saw that Guan Yu was leaving, he hurried to keep up with him. This is the best partner for us to fight in the world!
"take a walk, brother. I'll sell straw mats together!" Lei long can't think of any good excuse for the moment, so he picks up his own house and says.
"mung bean, superior mung bean!"
"straw mat, straw sandals are cheap!" Lei long also followed Guan Yu's cry, thinking about how to take it down. Anyway, since he came to the Three Kingdoms, he would certainly have a good adventure, or he would really have to sell sandals for a lifetime?
I remember that the romance is about the peach garden after the Yellow turban uprising, but now I don't know the month of that year. According to how long the Yellow turban uprising still has, I dare to ask people what year and month it is, they will only think you are a fool!
"Alas! Brother Guan! Something big has happened recently? " Lei long had to ask in a different way.
"the biggest thing is that it hasn't rained for many years! All the crops in the field are dead! " Guan Yu stroked his long beard and shook his head.
"I am dizzy! It has not rained for many years? If the weather is favorable, what flag does Lao Dao Zhang pull and what is his reaction? " Lei long didn't set out the message he wanted for himself. He despised Guan Yu for a moment.
"how do you sell those mung beans?" Lei long continues to talk nonsense.
"a hundred dollars for a fight."
"Oh!" In fact, Lei long scolded "Niang" in his heart! I don't know how much this fight is, what a hundred dollars looks like! "
Lei long has touched his body again. He has only twenty small coins in his hand. He doesn't know how much or how little he can do.
"brother Guan! How much do you think is suitable for me to sell? " Lei long continued shamelessly.
"five straw mats and ten pairs of straw sandals. It's just... "
"get out of the way! Get out of the way Before Guan Yu finished speaking, a carriage rushed into the street and ran all the way. It was obvious that the horse was frightened, and the voice of the woman was not heard in the carriage.
"not good!" Seeing that the carriage is about to hit him, it is too late to clean up the family. Lei long does not want to watch his family run over by the wheels.
"bastard!" Lei long took a big drink and rushed forward to hold the reins tightly. He dropped a thousand pounds at his feet, but he was still dragged forward. The grass shoes on his feet had worn through the soles, and the soles of his feet were already hot.
"evil animal!" The Thunder Dragon is angry from the heart, raises the right hand, according to the horse's forehead is a hammer.
"hiss ~ law!" Only when the horse whined, seven holes fell to the ground bleeding. The huge inertia still made the carriage rush forward, crushing the straw mat and sandals of Lei long, until it knocked over Guan Yu's grain bag.
without waiting for Lei long to think about his strength, the people in the carriage were thrown out by the huge inertia and flew forward.
Lei long can't care about his things, so he runs forward and reaches for them. At this time, Guan Yu returns to his senses and reaches out to catch the flying people with Lei long.
"thank you very much for your help, or the old bone will be here."
Lei long glanced at the rescued man. He was stupid. He thought he could come to a hero to save the beauty, but he didn't think it was "hero to save aunt".
"you're welcome, old man. Saving people in danger is what our generation of men should do!" Lei long said in a hurry, and Guan Yu, who was beside him, held his fists and didn't open his mouth.
"old lady, he killed our horse!" The coachman got up from the ground and pointed to leilong road.
"I'm angry! I haven't said you've ruined my family! " Lei long was suddenly accused and almost angry.
"if you are so evil, you will die