"And you got no butt toys either, right?" Celeste asked.
"Of course not. Just... you know, those ones you masturbate with."
"Fake pussies?"
"... and a fake butthole."
"Ha!"
"Shush. Yours aren't any more dignified than mine, I bet."
"No, they aren't. Mostly vibrators."
"But not all?"
"I mean, two are just regular dildos."
"Oh right."
Celeste stopped short, and...