#Chapter26 Nobody's too old for minions
I got the eye of a tiger, a fighter
Dancing through the fire
Cause I am a champion,
And you're gonna hear me roar
Louder, louder than a lion
Cause I am a---
My beautiful, if I may say, singing as well as my...
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- First Day
- What's your name?
- I want Oreos...
- Feeling's Mutual
- Business
- Girls aren't objects that you can just call 'dibs' on
- Clearly you've seen a gun before
- I may not be an expert in girls' fashion, but even that outfit is not
- Is that a threat or a promise?
- I'm not even sure you're a girl at all.
- I'll leave you in your ugliness then
- How romantic...
- The point is...
- I just know that they involve pain
- I'm not the best for nothing
- I can take on the hard guys
- Nope just want to go home and not listen to you
- I'll let you drive my mustang
- But we'll Skype anyway
- I enjoyed that
- Crying is for the weak
- Don't let him hurt you
- Please oh Tristan McJerkface
- I don't have a weakness
- Oh no. I'm the girl!
- Nobody's too old for minions
- I could kiss you right now
- I have to try and forget about her.
- If going to the mall involves free food and the arcade then, yes
- P.S. Nothing's wrong
- You know I hate dresses
- It's okway, I'm fwine
- I know you know
- Achievement unlocked!
- I was just trying to piss off Nicole
- I. Don't. Care.
- We all know that I can never be ugly
- Do you always give into temptation?
- You
- If pain is what you enjoy
- Or, we can make our own
- Yes
- Detention
- Now that's what I call a snack
- I was once in love
- Please don't hurt him.
- Go sleep!
- Hair and make up
- Yes, I'll be yours
- We've got company
- Don't let Henry hurt her
- I don't have a gun
- So, what's the plan?
- He's a sadist
- That's him?
- What's going on?
- You killed her...
- Keep running
- "What's The Matter, Officer?"
- You're not here
- Ready to enter the ring
- And I him.
- Anything you ask
- I drove him away.
- But TV could've distracted me enough
- No, there isn't a problem, right?
- You're a dumb dumb.
- Me Before You
- Coincidence much?
- "I wasn't talking about Luther."
- What have I gotten myself into?
- This Is It
- Reconciled You And Tristan
- threat, sweetheart."
- "Not Yet Prepared To See You."
- did I come?
- Gosh, I hate you
- I never agreed to this
- That's Strange
- Shiznit!
- "Let's get this over and done with."
- Kill Me Now
- The Pit I'm Digging For Myself.
- Stupid Blabber Mouth
- "I Really Don't Have A Choice, Do I?"
- "Because He's Bad For You."
- "Put Me Down You Dumb Ferret!"
- Something Horrible Has Happened
- "Who's this?"
- I Said Not To Be Late.
- I am confused.
- "Goodluck then."
- Henry
- You have to fight
- This guy is killing me!
- I want us to try again
- I don't support this!
- What the hell?!