"Oww-pen then now, Dada," I said, ignoring him as I handed him the packet.
"Manners, Asa."
"Said now," I whined. Surely that counted as manners, right? It was a clear expression of urgency!
"Say please or you don't eat them."
"Pweaase," I whined, throwing my head back into the pillow. Daddy nodded,...