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He looked fucking faboulous!
As a platter of uncontrollable giggles were served, escaping the confines of his mouth, leaking throughout the bathroom like a contagious plague, he felt truly elevated. Felt like he was floating ten feet off the floor.
Twirling, holding up the hand mirror in front of him so...