"Yeah, I know, you big doofus."
"I'm sorry?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll bet."
"I didn't... I mean, I wasn't trying to..."
"No. I know it wasn't your fault it's just..."
"I know. But... That was my virginity, sis," Tom said. He didn't sound upset at all. Almost proud. "My big sister took my virginity."
"That's great,...