Okay, remember who everybody in this series is? Here's your refresher:
Hero: some random nice guy. Who cares?
Heather (Peaches): smart, sweet, buxom, blonde teen freshman with a fetish for making weird connections, helping people, alcohol, and sex.
Samantha: shrewd, not-so-sweet, petite, slender, dark-haired twenty-something with a knack for putting herself in other...