"Ohhh, Linda," she said, her tone dripping with innuendo. In YOUR end-o. "Yeah, we saw some of that action..."
"It's not what you think," Mum said, spinning around. Her face was aflame, scarlet and shame-stricken. "We're not... I mean it wasn't..."
"Mum. MUM!" I waved a hand to get her attention. My...